Ambien. No doubt about it.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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