My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Me too!
Hippo gnu deer
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
