I'm eating all of the evidence.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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