we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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