But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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