is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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