you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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