in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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