accomplished twins. life is a go
areolas are like halos for boobs.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Dick very happy bro
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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