I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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