How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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