i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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