I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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