the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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