is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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