Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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