well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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