One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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