I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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