I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
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