If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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