Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
vagina is talking i cant
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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