It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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