I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize