does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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