Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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