erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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