Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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