He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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