DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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