Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
