I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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