Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize