fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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