shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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