JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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