I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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