Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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