Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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