i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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