I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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