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(817): View more from Texas

I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not

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(908): View more from New Jersey

i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you

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(205): View more from Alabama

We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.

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(740): View more from Ohio

id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

My face left an imprint in the loaf...

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.

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(317): View more from Indiana

I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.

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(224): View more from Illinois

He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.

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