i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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