How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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