My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
This show inspires me to have sex in space
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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