Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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