Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
