He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
