I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
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my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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