I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Randomize
