Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Even my vagina gasped.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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