maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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