you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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